Real Madrid FC - Golden Balls 2003
Mark Roberts appeared live on Sky Sports as he strutted his stuff at Real Madrid's first *REAL* game at the Bernabeu with Golden Balls David Beckham.He flew out on the QuaintArse airline to Spain on Saturday 30th August in readiness to appear at the match on the evening of the same day.
Sporting a scouse "calm-down"-style wig, coke bottle lens specs and unfeasibly large false teeth with braces, he was "wired" with "Golden Balls" which lit up as he streaked on the pitch...
Whilst in mid-streak, he was passed the ball by non other than the great Ronaldo, who together with the ref, the other players and tens of thousands fans had to be given assisted oxygen after the prank.
 Mark, just off the plane! Raring to go! . |
 Artwork is prepared... . |
 A thoughtful Mark in deep contemplation... . |
 Now look Becks, "I'm the REAL Goldenballs!" . |
 Streak?! Who me?!!! . |
 Ronaldo passes Mark the ball! . |
 Now who has the REAL "Goldenballs" . |
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